If you didn't watch, don't read.

i hate reality shows. i don't like to watch them. i don't feel they reflect our societies best. if you ask me, most of the contestants are on par with the lady from Toad Suck, Arkansas (yes it's a real place) describing what the tornado sounded like as it ripped through her double wide. however the contestants usually from another demographic that the vixen i have just described, but i digress.

last night i witnessed a contestant on top chef make it to the finals when she should have been kicked off about 4 weeks ago. there have been 11 shows, she has been in the bottom 6 times, IN A ROW! that means for the last 6 episodes, she has stood in front of the judges with 1 or 2 other people and chastised by the judges because there food was the worst.

the way it has been going, i can see her actually having somewhat of a shot at winning (all though i don't really think so. Richard and Stephanie have collectively won the last 4 shows). but the faact that she even has a possibility is beyond me.

if she wins will bravo explode? the title of the show is top chef! she is clearly not the top chef. 6 TIMES IN A ROW. need i say more? this could equate to the movie Dogma and the happenings of Bartlebee and Lokee. if they were to get back into heaven, everything as we know it would explode. God cast them out of heaven never to return, they of course, want to return. and the only way for them to get back into heaven is to die, which means the need to cut off their wings to become mortal so they CAN die. (they are basically fallen angels). if they return to heaven, it is against Gods will and everything will explode because God is always right. NOW, if my prophecy is correct, if lisa were to win top chef, Bravo TV as we now know it, would explode in flames, and sink into the depths of hell forever. this would be sad because i do actually like Top Chef. maybe if she wins, instead of the whole fire and brimstone thing, it should just change it's name to "Good Enough Chef, Not Great, But Good Enough." that would be a tragedy.

I can't believe it!

well, i have done something that i am not proud of. i said that i never would do it, i have resisted the temptation until now. i finally caved under peer pressurei feel somewhat ashamed and quite frankly a little scared. i don't think it is something i will regret but i could get into trouble. molly knows and is ok with it, but i still can't help but feel a little akward about it.........i have joined facebook........